A builder and a priest are out for a game of golf
one afternooon. Unfortunately the builder wasn't
very good at the game and every time he missed a
shot would shout 'Shit, missed'.

The game went on and after several outbursts from
the builder, the priest could hold his tongue no
longer. "Don't swear like that" he told his
friend, "or God will punish you". The builder
apologised and the game continued.

As soon as he missed another shot the builder
shouted "Damn, missed." and continued to do this
every time he missed a shot for the next three
holes. The priest was starting to get really angry
by now and said "I must insist that you stop
swearing this instant, otherwise God will hear you
and punish you!"

Once again, his pleas made no difference as the
builder missed an easy putt on the seventeenth
green and shouted out "Damn, missed".

Immediately the heavens parted and a bolt of
lightning flew from the sky, hitting the priest
and killing him stone dead.

Suddenly, a booming voice was heard in the clouds,
"Damn, missed!"