There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead
standing on the beach. They had decided the
previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim
the English channel. After some dicussion, they
decided the quickest way would be to do the breast
stroke, so off they set.

One day later the Redhead reached the French
coast. Having lost sight of the other two swimmers
just off the English coast she decided that they
couldn't be far behind so sat on the beach
looking out to sea waiting for the other two.
After a cold night of waiting, the Brunette
finally came into sight. "What took you so
long?" inquired the Redhead.

"There were some strong currents out there! But
I'm here now! Am I the last?" replied the
Brunette.

"No. Blondie is still out there somewhere." They
decided to wait.

Day after day the two swimmers sat on the beach
until on the 5th day Blondie came into view. Once
on dry land the Brunette asked the blonde "What
took you so long?"

"What do you expect? You guy's cheated, replied
the idignant blonde, "You used your hands!"