A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise
some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold
him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took
him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped
you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped
your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper
bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the
slide on the north side of the playground. Signed,
A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's
shirt and sent him home to show it to his
parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure
enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan
tree.

The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000
with a note that said, "How could you do this to
a fellow Blonde?"