A blonde who's down on her luck is walking
through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd
jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She
goes up to the house, rings the bell and the owner
comes to the door.

He asks the lady what he can do for her. The
blonde tells him of her situation, that she is
down on her luck and wants to know if he has any
odd jobs that she could do. The man thinks about
it for a second and then remembers that he has
been wanting his porch painted. He asks the blonde
if she paints?

The blonde says, "Sure anything."
"Well, I've been wanting my porch painted, how
much would you charge?" the man replies.
"I don't know, say $50 bucks."
"Sounds good. Go ahead and get started." He
closes the door and walks back inside.

His wife asks him, "Who was at the door?" He
tells her of the blonde and her situation and then
told his wife that the blonde agreed to paint the
porch for $50 bucks.

The astonished wife says, "$50 bucks, but that
porch goes the full length of our house and then
some. It will be at least a few hours job. You
really should pay her more."

"But that's all she said she wanted, and anyway
she's a dumb blonde!"

10 minutes later, they get a knock on the door.
The man answers the door and the blone stands
there and says, "All done."

With a surprised look on his face, "I can't
believe it, you're already done painting the
entire porch."

"Yes, and by the way it's not a porch it's a
Ferrari."