An elderly woman went into the doctor's office.
When the doctor asked why she was there, she
replied, "I'd like to have some birth control
pills."

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and
then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75
years old. What possible use could you have for
birth control pills?"

The woman responded, "They help me sleep
better."

The doctor thought some more and continued, "How
in the world do birth control pills help you to
sleep?"

The woman said, "I put them in my
granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better
at night."