Bill Gates dies and is at the pearly gates
talking with Saint Peter. Saint Peter says, "Bill,
you've done some wonderful things in your life
and have earned the right to choose where you'll
spend the rest of eternity. You can choose
between Heaven or Hell, but choose wisely."

Bill looks over Saint Peter's shoulder between
the pearly gates and sees nothing but a lush
green meadow. Deciding to heed Saint Peter's words,
Bill asks if he could take a look at Hell. Saint
Peter agrees and sends Bill to Hell.

The Devil greets Bill at the gates of Hell and he
is immediately taken aback. Much to his surprise,
there's one heck of a party going on. People are
dancing, the alcohol is flowing, music is
non-stop
and everyone is having a blast.

Bill returns to Heaven to again discuss his
decision with Saint Peter. He again looks over
Saint Peter's shoulder and sees only a lush
green meadow. Bill says to Saint Peter, "I've 
put a lot of thought into this decision and it 
may sound foolish, but I'd like to spend the 
rest of eternity in Hell." Saint Peter fulfills 
Bill's request and returns him to Hell.

When Bill gets back to Hell there's been a big
change. People are writhing in agony, flames are
burning, moans of pain and despair are
everywhere.

Bill, being quite shocked at the sight asks the
Devil, "What happened?? I was just down here a
little while ago and everyone was having a great
time!"

The Devil says, "Oh that... That was just the
demo!"