Eventually, Bill croaks and Satan is there to
greet him. "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been
waiting for you. This will be your home for all
eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big
liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a
good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice
of three places in which you'll be locked up
forever."

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which
millions of poor souls are tormented and
tortured.

He then takes him to a massive coliseum where
thousands of people are chased about and devoured
by starving lions.

Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which
there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring
look on her face, sitting at a table on which
there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's
delight, he sees a PC in the corner.

Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this
option."

"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the
room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns
around, he bumps into Lucifer.

"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did
you give him the best place of all!"

"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.
"The bottle has a hole in it and the girl
hasn't!"

"What about the PC?"

"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And
it's missing three keys,"

"Which three?"

"Control, Alt and Delete."