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1 Kbar Khali-Kili Haftir Lotfan. Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun. 2 Khrel, Jepaheh Maneh Va Jayeii Amrikahey I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies travelling as reporters. 3 Tikeh Nuneh Ba Ob Khrelleh Bezorg Va Khube Boyast Ino Begeram The water soaked breadcrumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe. 4 Ekr Gabul Cardan Davat Parh Gush Divar I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head with my legs apart. 5 Maternier Ghermez Ahlieh Ghorban The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency. 6 Howmaeh Fekr Tamomeh Oeh Gorteh Bande I agree with everything you have ever said and thought in your whole life. 7 Balli, Balli, Balli Whatever you say. 8 Auto Arraregh Davateman Mano Sephaheh- Hasti It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car. 9 Cashal-Eh Fashal-Eh Tupheman Na Degat Man Goftam Cheeshayeh Mohemarir Behmeshvarehma. If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.



