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Backpackers in Middle East
 
1 	Kbar Khali-Kili Haftir Lotfan.
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.
2 	Khrel, Jepaheh Maneh Va Jayeii Amrikahey
I will tell you the names and addresses of many
American spies travelling as reporters.
3 	Tikeh Nuneh Ba Ob Khrelleh Bezorg Va Khube
Boyast Ino Begeram
The water soaked breadcrumbs are delicious, thank
you. I must have the recipe.
4 	Ekr Gabul Cardan Davat Parh Gush Divar
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to
lie down on the floor with my arms above my head
with my legs apart.
5 	Maternier Ghermez Ahlieh Ghorban
The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.
6 	Howmaeh Fekr Tamomeh Oeh Gorteh Bande
I agree with everything you have ever said and
thought in your whole life.
7 	Balli, Balli, Balli
Whatever you say.
8 	Auto Arraregh Davateman Mano Sephaheh- Hasti
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to
travel in the trunk of your car.
9 	Cashal-Eh Fashal-Eh Tupheman Na Degat Man
Goftam Cheeshayeh Mohemarir Behmeshvarehma.
If you will do me the kindness of not harming my
genital appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by
betraying my country in public. 
 
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