One day, a very attractive under graduate visited
the professor's office. The under graduate pulled
the chair closer to the professor, smiled at him
shyly, bumped his knee "accidentally", etc.

Finally, the undergraduate said, "Professor, I
really need to pass your course. It is extremely
important to me. It is so important that I'll do
anything you suggest."

The professor, somewhat taken aback by this
attention, replied, "Anything?"

To which the undergradute cooed, "Yes, anything
you say."

After some brief reflection, the professor asked,
"What are you doing tomorrow afternoon at
3:30?"

The student lied, "Oh, nothing at all, sir. I can
be free then."

The professor then advised, "Excellent! Professor
Palmer is holding a help session for his students.
Why don't you attend that."