1 	Q: Who is the dogs favourite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx.
2 	Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
3 	Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell garage
4 	Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chickens day off.
5 	Q: What do you give a sick pig?
A: Oinkment!
6 	Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.
7 	Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia!
8 	Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because Frost bites.
9 	Q: What game do cows play at parties?
A: Mooosical Chairs.
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Q: What do you give a horse with a cold?
A: Cough stirrup!