There was a pilot flying a small single engine
charter plane, with a couple of very important
executives on board. He was coming into the
Seattle airport through thick fog with less than
10 miles visibility when his instruments went
out.

He began circling around looking for a landmark.
Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he
sees a tall building with a guy working alone on
the fifth floor. He banks the plane around, rolls
down the window and shouts to the guy, "Hey where
am I?"

The man replies, "You're in an airplane." The
pilot rolls up the window, executes a 275 degree
turn and proceeds to perform a perfect blind
landing on the airport runway 5 miles away. Just
as the plane stops, so does the engine as the fuel
has run out.

The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did
it.

"Quite easy," replies the pilot, "I asked the
guy in that building a simple question. The answer
he gave me was 100 percent correct but absolutely
useless, therefore, that must be Microsoft's
support office and from there the airport is just
five miles due East."