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Jack Albertson (June 16, 1907 - November 25, 1981) was considered a complete entertainer from the old school. He was an United States|American actor, comedian, dancer, singer, and musician. Jack was born in Malden, Massachusetts to Flora Craft, a Russia|Russian immigrant, and Leo Albertson, a Poland|Polish immigrant. He had a sister, Mabel, and a brother, Frank, who were also actors. Jack dropped out of high school and traveled to New York, New York|New York City in an attempt make it big in show business. He was too poor to get a room in a flop house, so in the winter he would sleep on the New York Subway|IRT subway for a nickel and hide out when the transit workers would clear out the train at the end of the line. In the summer he would sleep in Central Park (This was in the age before the muggers took over the park at night). His first real job in show business was with a vaudeville road troupe, the Dancing Verselle Sisters. Jack soon worked in burlesque as a hoofer (soft shoe dancer) and straight man to Phil Silvers on the Minsky's Burlesque Circuit. Besides vaudeville and burlesque, he appeared on the stage in many Broadway plays including High Button Shoes, Top Banana, The Cradle Will Rock, Make Mine Manhattan, Show Boat, Boy Meets Girl, Girl Crazy, Meet the People, The Sunshine Boys (for which he received a Tony Award|Tony nomination for Tony Award for Best Leading Actor in a Play|Best Actor), and The Subject was Roses (for which he won a Tony for Tony Award for Best Featured Actor in a Play|Best Supporting Actor). He was also known for two radio programs, Just Plain Bill and The Jack Albertson Comedy Show. Jack Albertson had a prolific movie career as well, mostly playing supporting roles. Notable among these were: *a bit part as the postal worker who redirected all of Santa Claus' mail to the New York Courthouse in Miracle on 34th Street (1947 in film|1947) *a film version of Top Banana (1953 in film|1953), teamed again with his friend Phil Silvers *The Subject was Roses (1968 in film|1968), for which he won a Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor|best supporting actor Academy Award|Oscar *Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971 in film|1971) *The Poseidon Adventure (1972 in film|1972) Other films include: *Big Business Girl (1931 in film|1931) *Don't Go Near the Water (1957 in film|1957) *Monkey on My Back (1957) *Teacher's Pet (1958 in film|1958) *Period of Adjustment (1962 in film|1962) *Days of Wine and Roses (movie)|Days of Wine and Roses (1962) *Kissin' Cousins (1964 in film|1964) *How To Murder Your Wife (1965 in film|1965) *The Flim-Flam Man (1967 in film|1967) *How To Save A Marriage and Ruin Your Life (1968) *Justine, Changes, The Monk (all 1969 in film|1969) *Squeeze A Flower (1970 in film|1970) *Rabbit, Run (1970) *Once Upon A Dead Man (1971) *The Late Liz (1971) *Pickup on 101 (1972) *Where Eagles Fly (1972) *Charlie and the Great Balloon Chase (1978 in film|1978) *The Comedy Company (1978) *Marriage is Alive and Well (1979 in film|1979) *Charlie's Balloon (1981 in film|1981) *The Fox and the Hound (1981) *Dead and Buried (1981) (by no means an exhaustive list) His one regret was that he was not asked to reprise his role in the movie version of The Sunshine Boys. Television also saw much of Albertson's talent. He had reoccurring or starring roles on: *The Burns and Allen Show *The Thin Man *Ensign O'Toole *Chico and the Man, for which he won an Emmy Award|Emmy, making him one of the few entertainers to win the triple crown of entertainment (Tony, Oscar, and Emmy) *Grandpa goes to Washington He also guest starred on numerous shows, including: *Bachelor Father *Mister Ed *The Twilight Zone *The Dick Van Dyke Show *Run For Your Life *The Andy Griffith Show *Bonanza *Land of the Giants *Marcus Welby, M.D. *Daniel Boone *Nanny and the Professor *The Virginian *Love, American Style *McMillan and Wife *Night Gallery *The Streets of San Francisco *Charlie's Angels *Gunsmoke (again, by no means an exhaustive list) Jack Albertson was married to Wallace (Wally) Thompson and had one daughter, Maura. He resided for years in a modest home in West Hollywood, California|West Hollywood. In 1978 he was diagnosed with colon cancer, but kept this information from the public so he could continue to act. He made one movie, My Body, My Child (1982) and one TV movie, Grandpa, Will You Run With Me? (1982 in television|1982) before his death that were released posthumously. Jack Albertson died on Wednesday, November 25th, 1981 at 1:30 in the afternoon. He was 74 years old. He was cremated and his ashes scattered in the Pacific Ocean.

