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David Cross (born April 4, 1964 in Atlanta,
Georgia) is an actor and comedian.  Originally he
was a writer for the short-lived The Ben Stiller
Show on 20th Century Fox, during which time he had
the chance to work with Bob Odenkirk, with whom he
would later co-create  the HBO sketch comedy
series Mr. Show with Bob and David. He now
co-stars as Characters from Arrested
Development#Tobias Fünke|Tobias Fünke in
Arrested Development (TV series)|Arrested
Development. He has also appeared in numerous
films, including Men in Black (movie)|Men in
Black, Ghost World (movie)|Ghost World, and
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and guest
starred on television shows such as Just Shoot Me
and Strangers with Candy.

Cross also performs stand-up comedy with material
that is often biting left-wing political
commentary. He has released two highly-successful
CDs to date, Shut Up You Fucking Baby and It's Not
Funny.  In 2004, Shut Up You Fucking Baby was
nominated for a Grammy Award for Best Comedy
Album.  

In 2003 Cross released his first tour film
entitled Let America Laugh.

In 2004 Cross provided voices for a Marine in the
Xbox game Halo 2, and a store clerk named Zero in
the PS2, Xbox, and PC game Grand Theft Auto: San
Andreas. Both characters were often whiny and
humorous in nature. He was also the voice of the
violent, alcoholic "Happy-Time Harry" doll in Aqua
Teen Hunger Force.

David Cross briefly attended Emerson College in
Massachusetts but dropped out to begin his
stand-up career.

== Quotations ==
*"I don't think Osama bin Laden sent those planes
to attack us because he hated our freedom. I think
he did it because of our support for Israel, our
ties with the Saudi family and our military bases
in Saudi Arabia. You know why I think that?
Because that's what he fucking said! Are we a
nation of 6-year-olds? Answer: yes."

*(On going 75% political in his albums): "I've
always been a bit of a news junkie, but not as
much as I am now. Hopefully that will change in a
matter of months and I can go back to making more
abortion jokes."